Well, it's time to put down the

LAW

down for her spankings

and, of course, to sing a hearty

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LONELYARMYWIFE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Okay, now that we've got that done, All you Pixies fall in for the annual BD Spanking!

After all, it's the LAW!