France and erotic country? Sorry - I just fell off my stool. Try visiting a supermarket to buy common or garden deordorant. They seem to have the smallest allocation of shelf space in Europe. OK, OK - there's some sexy French women. But there's also a whole lot that you wouldn't want to get close to. Surprising in a modern Western country.

The great thing about the US is that it is BIG and whatever you want is out there somewhere. Hollywood TV dominates the world and has a strict 'no nipples' policy. Cultural Imperialism because I LIKE nipples and am not allowed to see them on bland one-size-fits-all US exported programs. But on the other hand, where are all the most professional, sexiest blue movies come from?

Most erotic country? It is certainly easy to have fun in Indonesia and Thailand, so they should be near the top of the list. But how about Holland? A lot of those conservative Dutch couples are member of sex clubs that would make your tongue hang out (and other things).