FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK YOU HAVE JUST WON..........




Burpable airbag
Dual Antennae for reception of Lullabies and Nursery Rhymes
Huggable Upholstery
Diaper-Cushioned Seat to protect rear-end collisions
Snuggle-Activated heater
low-fuel-level warning system that wails when tank is low
Four-Limb Drive--Acceleration Improves Daily




Frequent Pit Stops for refueling and rear-chassis filter changing.
Store in secure area when not in use
Maintain Inernal Temperature at 98.6 Degrees
Tow Only in Safety- Approved Carrier
Use tear-free shampoo to avoid irritated headlights
For Repairs, General Maintenance, and Tune ups, two to Pediatrician regularly.

May your new little one bring you miles and miles of smiles.

I am so happy for you.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.