Not only am I having sex right at this moment.......(I say as I lean across his chest, tits in his eyes, to reach the keyboard) I am also.......

1) Cleaning my oven

2) Swimming the English Channel

3) Solving the mystery of the meaning of life

4) Bringing World Peace

Whew! I gotta stop this multi-tasking........it's getting in the way of my perving at Pixies!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~