Those are great Scotz.

I learned one too from another Pixie who is down there in your neck of the woods.

Calling someone a "shithead" is a good thing. "Oh darlin', when I said you were a shithead it was a term of endearment. Means I like you honey."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus