Last night as I was cleaning...I decided to hide the contents of the sex toy drawer so that my guests from Israel don't accidentally run into them. I put all of them in a bag and shoved the bag in the back of the sink cabinet....and started to walk away....


....only to hear vibrating noises coming from the bottom of the sink!

The toys were unhappy about being relegated to a cabinet. I had to dig them out, take out all the batteries, and then put them back.


It seemed funny at the time.

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