Top 10 Things About Having Your Wisdom Teeth Removed As An Adult


10. The extra wisdom wasn't doing me any good anyway. May as well have it removed so I can claim ignorance when I do something stupid.

9. The Tooth Fairy pays extra for long roots.

8. Whiskey & Vicodin~~ OOOH BABY!!!

7. Get to hear a million, "Oh that's going to be so painful!" stories from your friends.

6. It really isn't painful at all but you still get a prescription for that Vicodin.

5. Yogurt, pudding and ice cream, OH MY!!!!

4. The nurse explains to you that you have to "Swish but not spit," and it's sort of a turn on to hear her say it.

3. Fewer teeth to brush.

2. You get to sit in a dentist's chair naked. Oh wait, was I supposed to leave my clothes on?

1. Immediately after the surgery, when your mouth and tongue are all swollen and you're drooling, you still come off as being smarter than George W. Bush.

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