Hmmmm say something that WI would find sexy.............. osuche may have it it on the proverbial head with "Boo!" but I'll give it a go......


A new job in a location with low cost of living and a garage roof that is just high enough for you to stand on and masturbate at all visiting hotties but not so high up that it will throw off your aim.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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