An x and I were having sex she was on top and a little dry at the time. Everything was fine for about 5 minutes when i felt something tear....

Sitting in the ER I now have to tell the triage nurse what i was doing, where I am hurt, and how it happened. Getting past that I finally see a doctor, and he said to me "So you popped a boner." Luckily there were no stiches, just a week of ointment and no sex.

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