Sounds sort of like my first night at college. Got so drunk I walked the halls of my dorm naked going door to door looking for beer. Of course I didn't know about it until the night before graduation. One of my friends filmed it with an old 8mm camera and we watched it. Yep, I was quite the sight coming up to girls, putting my arm around them and trying to get them to give me beer.

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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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