05-02-2007, 07:49 PM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,259
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Originally Posted by Belial
People make fun of Van Damme's first two movies, Bloodsport and Kickboxer, but I love 'em. Yes, the 80s music is cheesy. Yes, Van Damme has an incredibly limited range. Yes, both have glaring inaccuracies about what they are supposed to portray - indeed, Bloodsport is something of a vehicle for a renowned martial arts fraud - but I love 'em! Both have plenty of action and great villains 
"I'm Lin. You Jackson? You look like a Jackson!"
"Very good. But brick not hit back!"
"Legs?!? Dis guy was kicking one of deese with his fucking legs! Until plaster was falling down!" |
ROFL!!! Yes.. I never cringe when the ugly one, after dipping his wrapped hands in glue and then broken glass, lick his fist drawing blood! I am an action movie buff and I love the late 70's and 80's action movies! Chuck Norris, Sly Stalone, Van Damme, to Aaanold..
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