The guy who stopped by a couple of weeks ago and told me that he could cure my cystic fibrosis stopped back today. He proclaimed to me that he has found the cure by reading up on it. He went on to explain to me what the disease does to the body and how he is now an expert on it.

I politely told him I would stick with what the doctors have me doing since it has gotten me thru 39 years. He told me that I don't know anything about the disease and that I am stupid and will die if I don't listen to what he has to tell me about it. Once again, I was polite and told him I wasn't interested but he then poked me in the chest with his finger and told me, "Look, I know more about it than you do. You are going to die if you don't take my seminar!" Well, that's when I grabbed his arm and pushed his ass right out the door and told him to get the fuck out of my house.

He tried to get back in and I yelled at him to get the hell off my property. That's when my contractors came over to him and escorted him to his truck.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus