I don't know if it's an urban legend or what but I've heard that if you count really quietly you may be able to sneak the sheep past him right up until you get to that 69th sheep. Oh the sexual carnage that I've heard happens with that 69th sheep though.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus