okay, well I just warn..this is NASTY. At the time it wasnt funny but it sure as hell is funny to me now

I had been seeing a guy for about 4 months and we were fucking like bunnies all the time. He went out of town for a while and when we finally got together again we had some great sex, and afterwards he was going to eat me out....

Well...I had JUST came off my period and as all women can tell you sometimes things do nto return to normal for a couple of days. I warned him. I said "no honey don't--" but i was too late and he was down there just eating his heart out. Then suddenly, he bolts up and darts out of the room. I was like...oh no.

He explained to me he had accidentally..um..eaten a little clot. I was totally mortified. Then, five days later, I found out he had been cheating on me for a month. Then I was like "well, take that you little bastard prick" LOL