The hospital now uses left handed doctors on right handed patients and right handed doctors on left handed patients. In the cases of ambidextrous patients the doctors are given bifocals and bifurcated instruments.
When Doctors removed the right testicle which was the wrong testicle they left an indelible scar on the right right where they were wrong instead of on the left right where they would have been right. Right? The doctors should not have left the mistake on the right. They should have removed the left testicle which would have been the right testicle and then they would have been right. Except, of course, the patient would now have been castrated. Eventually his left testicle will likely have to be removed anyway. The mistaken castration of a man with the good right testicle, removed.
The patient still having his left testicle left with his right testicle removed. Now he is left with the left testicle instead of the right testicle which is not right. Right? When he left, what he had left was the right to suit for damages and was left with little choice but to pursue his right to the law which seems to be all that he has left. Right?

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