It damn near happened to me this morning at my bank. I went in to get some cash and the only available teller was a young lady I hadn't seen before. I don't know exactly what it was about her; the sexy business-like, studious look combined with just the perfect amount of cleavage and her warm, "How are you today IowaMan?"

She was counting out my money and I felt a bit of a stirring down below. Shocked the hell out of me.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus