I wish there was about ten guys working on my house instead of just the two.

I wish I could put on about 10 lbs. and have it all go to my legs.

I wish I had a sweetie here to share my time with and to snuggle with at night.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus