Hey that's not playing fair on the part of the Easter Bunny! You don't see me going out and screwing all the available lady bunnies I can find.

Hmmmmm, I guess there have been those two Playboy bunnies that one time after a night of drinking in Chicago ............. oh wait, that was just a dream.

Hey Easter Bunny, give a guy in a dryspell like me a chance and stick to mounting your own kind!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus