The story of my best friend's 11 year-old son's experience in his sex ed class. Apparently he advised his mom that she shouldn't worry if in a couple of years the day comes that she finds that the sheets to his bed are all wet. It won't be because he wet the bed, it's because all of his "extra sperm" will have come out during the night.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus