I wish I actually had 3 wishes that were guaranteed to be granted.

I wish they would hurry up and get my DSL hook-up all set for me.

I wish that while I'm in California in a couple of months (or whenever it is) that I'd meet Emily Deschanel and we'd have a torrid love affair.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus