Worshipfully on my hands & knees...under Madame Lilith's table, my head between her legs...I respectfully inquire...

with 13,852 guitar pickers in Nashville, shouldn't I be able to find one that isn't an arrogant, self-centered, asshole egomaniac with severe control issues...

or are they like parking spaces, all the goods ones are taken & what's left are handicapped?

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