For some reason my mind went directly to the recovery room in the hospital where patients are coming to after they've had colonoscopies. It's a farter's orchestra in there. I guess if I ever have to have another of those and I hear something from "the string section" I'll know what it is.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus