......were you in a rumble? Where are the guys who did this to you? The Fonz will take care of them!" Into the picture strolls Sean Connery who says, "A rumble? Why I haven't been in a good rumble for years. Sounds like fun but I've got this blister on my bum that's really bothering me. Could someone............"

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus