The windshield wipers on my car. Well, the one on the driver's side anyway. The damn thing seems to be sticking. It goes all the way on the upstroke but doesn't go all the way back down. Of course it's raining here today so it's not like I actually needed the wipers when I was out earlier.

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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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