the pitchfork hanging on the wall and i will finally be rid of that selfish old hag and her crazy demands." before he can carry out his plan, michael mckean and david lander (a.k.a. lenny and squiggy) walk in. "hello," they pipe together. "we smelled grease," sniffs mckean. "we need it." adds lander, "we're doing a reuniting tour for lenny and the squigtones. we'll pay you ... anything you ask."
george is torn, he hates oprah but he love, love, LOVES lenny and the squigtones. after a moment's thought he decides to...

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose