I think I'd love to be the defendant in the courtroom when they read my charges:

"IowaMan, you are accused of performing oral sex on a lady and penetrating her vaginally with your penis from behind. How do you plead?"

Of course I'm making the assumption that my sex life would be any better in Alabama than it is here in Iowa. It's nice to know though that if it was that I could technically be arrested for it.

Interesting world we live in.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus