As someone who has lived below the Mason-Dixon Line, I truly appreciate that DB!

Bless my Yankee soul!

Does it mean I'm now a southerner too? since I too can comprehend all of it?
(I didn't think so!)

That last sentence was a joke, all you TRUE southerners. I know that there is NO way in HELL that a Yankee like me, could be considered a "southerner".