Just about 20 minutes ago.............

I decided that I'd go out and get all the snow that we've had today off of the car and make sure that it would still start. So, I throw on the coat, stocking hat, scarf and gloves and head out to the car. Well, I forgot my shoes.

Yeah, the snow was a tad bit cold on my feet since I was wearing a pair of bedroom slippers. But no, that wasn't bonehead move enough for this guy. Rather than turn around and take the two steps to get back in the house I continue out to the car. Probably 15 yds. There's a constant, "Fuck!, Damn! Shit, this FUCKING cold!" kind of thing coming from my mouth. So I get to the car and realize I left the damn keys inside on the kitchen table.

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