I kinda like the idea of filling a five gallon bucket 1/4 of the way with warm water and adding soap.

Take your kitty and put it into an empty five gallon bucket and carry it over to the one with water.

In one swift motion, invert the kitty bucket onto the top of the water bucket and shake it like a giant cocktail shaker.

Then throw it as far away from you as you can and run like hell.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.