Happy Birthday WI, I hope you have an awesome day!

You know, it was the damnedest thing. I was just in the bedroom giving it to Mrs. Beasley hard and I swear she started moaning your name!

What the hell's up with that? Oh............ never mind, I think I just figured it out.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus