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Old 01-08-2007, 01:51 PM
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Just say to the woman, "I just read Fred's Xmas list and you were #3" or words to the effect.

She'll either become curious or remind you that Death Valley'll freeze over first.

Still easier than "Hide the Carving knife".
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