OH... SS... I sure hope you brought your extensive Vib collection with you... LOL... And hey... now that you have made it to the Ozarks... the only way is UP.

Okay... since I started this thread... I feel compelled to share with you my latest experience... Be prepared to laugh...


Last night... in preperation for my massage today... my legs needed to be shaved deperately. Normally... I use a razor.. but being lazy... I decided to give the new NAIR (Apple) a try. Well... All was going well... my calfs were covered nicely... moved up to my thighs.. covered them just fine... and then decided.. what the hell.. I would go ahead and go "around" my bush...

Can you say MISTAKE Boys & Girls????

Almost instantly... a burning sensation began... in the crease.. where your thigh meets your groin.... okay... as if that isn't bad enough... I jump in the shower... rinse it off... then apply my soap... (Masengil gel soap thinking that it will be gentle)

Can you say MISTAKE AGAIN Boys & Girls?

Yep.. you guessed it.. BURNED so bad.. I had to grab onto the tile walls... (haven't had to do that since having sex in the shower sooo long ago I can't hardly remember)... so then.. I finally move out of the shower... and the burning is still there... so I figure I need to put something on it.. to calm the nerves down... so I reach for the powder....

Can you say MISTAKE AGAIN Boys & Girls????

YEP... THAT F&*(^&^(*^(&*^ crap burned... like fire.... I now have f^*^*&^* blisters

Now .... that is a bad day. LOL