Dear Ms. Lilith's Students,

We're sorry but your teacher will not be able to attend class today. Something's come up and she's really in a bind. She had some sausage caught between her teeth and no matter how much she blew or sucked she couldn't get it to come free. She tried to take matters into her own hands but she just managed to get pricked in the end.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these