A MAN who was caught having sex with a pumpkin has been jailed for 90 days.

Bill Patton, 45, was spotted by neighbours endulging in the sex act in the basement of his home in Macomb, Michigan, USA.

One said: "He's an exhibitionist and walks around naked in his back yard."

He is already serving a sentence for indecent exposure.

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