*wipes her eyes and clears her throat* "Thank you, thank you so much. I knew that finally someone would realize the importance of what I do. You know, all the smutting and perving. It's challenging work but I do my best to multi-task in order to sex up everyone as often as is humanly or technologically possible. I'm so glad Time has finally realized my contributions to orgasms everywhere. Thank you so much." *steps down from the podium and trips causing my jubblies to pop out the top of my ball gown and my tiara to land in DB's plate*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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