I know this is just a total mood killer for all you ladies out there enjoying this...

but the mention of toothbrush 'vibs' turns my stomach.

See, I first learned that old ladies still get busy when I went to the bathroom one night when I was....oh, 12...and my from my 74 year old grandma's room, which is right beside the bathroom, comes this high pitched buzzing noise...followed by all kinds of vile and...*dry heaves* impassioned moaning and groaning and squealing...and...and...

and the vibrating toothbrush on the bathroom counter was GONE!

That was MY vibrating toothbrush!!

I know it's natural, and I know men and women both still do those kinds of things when they reach that age, but but but...

but that was my GRANDMA! and MY vibrating toothbrush!

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