Nutritional pornography. God, I hope I don't let loose with a tangent about that when they're putting me under Tuesday.

As for nurse fantasies.......... well, I've had a few over the years. Had a few turn to reality over the years as well. Never at a restaurant in front of paying customers though. Although, there was this one time in the McDonald's in Mercy Hospital in Des Moines that I had............. no, I guess I'll keep that one to myself.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus