*shudders and scrapes tongue from the memory alone*

Ick. I hate the stuff. It's not even really the taste...though that's pretty bad too...

No. It's the texture. It's all...grainy and scratchy and...and...just not right! It's like eating frickin' bread, only it's not supposed to be bread!

I'd like to think I'm a relatively...kind of healthy person. And I'll try most things that are edible (baby octopus are chewy ), but I draw the line with pasta.

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