1 year once, in a difficult part of my marriage.

My ex decided that we needed a trial separation. My best mate thought it was a good idea.

I quoted him to my ex, (who thought I'd go stay with my mum) "Shit are we going to have some fun!"

The idea became not such a good one.

I broke the drought with an old (unmet, Lil) friend.

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