Four months, six months, six months........ those aren't dry spells, those are just taking time to catch your breath. Try this one on for size, I went from July of '94 until Dec. '01. It got so bad that my genitals essentially were no more than wind chimes.

How did I break the dry spell? Well, I started dating a nurse I had met during a hospital stay and she pretty much attacked me within the first ten minutes of me getting to her house to pick her up on our first date. We ended up missing our dinner reservation and the movie we were planning on seeing but it was very much worth the sacrifice.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus