My 84 year old grandfather still looks at "girly magazines" (as my grandma calls them) and keeps them in the bathroom cupboard with the extra toilet paper. But sex and sex type things never get discussed.

However, back in the day, when I worked in a nursing home when I was a teen, it seemed like all the men were constantly trying to do something sexual to themselves or to others or myself. There were a few women that liked having their hands in their pants, as well. It was something that we Nurse Aides just shrugged off and did our job. But out of the entire population of that nursing home, most residents were not sexual in anyway, just the few men there and a few women.

I hope that when I am 85 that I am still sexy and sexual to Mayhem.