"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"Learn from your parent's mistakes...use birth control."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

I really shouldn't get into these kind of threads lol

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."

and finaly (for now) always remember

"A closed mouth gathers no feet."

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