09-28-2006, 03:18 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Originally Posted by Lilith
with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.
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That's kinda ironic. 
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"Sheep... horse... ox... seal - excellent for the circulation."
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 You can eat'm dead too? 
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What better way to secure a contract than over a steaming penis fondue.
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Sure beats golf.
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Discretion is assured as all the tables are in private rooms.
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So everyone in the restaurant doesn't stare at you while you're gobbling donkey dick. 
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Women don't come here so often, and they shouldn't eat testicles," says Nancy solemnly.
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Please don't tell Mrs. WI. 
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"So what does it taste like?" I ask.
"Oh, the same as all the others," she says blithely.
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Taste one...taste'm all, apparently. I'm suprised they don't taste like chicken. 
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"This one," she says, "should be eaten every day."
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This one too.
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We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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