[At door of Moria]

Gandalf: "set door=open"
Gandalf: "WTF??"
Gandalf: "+oGimli"
Gimli: "woot! /ban Legolas"
Sam: "/kick guardian"
Sam: "n00b Gandalf! ken u reed?"
Gandalf: "haXX0r door"
Guardian: "I am 1337!1!1 ph34r my mad skillz!"

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