*Singing*

"How dry I am..........How wet I'll be........If I don't find.........The bathroom key..........I found the key........I opened the door........But it's too late...........It's on the floor!"

"9,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall.....9,999,999 bottles of beer......Ya take one down and pass it around........9,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall!"

Hammer Time! "Do do do do...do do...do do...........Do do do do......do do.....do do.....Can't touch this!"

*Looking down the dark corridor* "Here kitty, kitty....psssst psssst psssst............Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a pink elephant!"

*Having the crying jags* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *singing again*......."Nobody likes me.......everybody hates me......guess I'll go eat worms! Fat ones, Skinny ones, Tall ones, Short ones......guess I'll go eat worms! Bite off the head, suck out the blood, throw the peels away. Nobody knows how I can eat.....24 worms a day!"

"OK..........if you don't come get me soon, I am gonna take my ball and go home!"

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~