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1. Everything we buy for ourselves—shoes, a skirt, even just stuff from the drugstore—really costs 20 percent more than we tell you it did.
not normally true. there was one time i fudged the price of a dress i bought for our daughter.
2. We actually think about sex—with you!—a lot.
true
3. We're just as nervous about commitment as you are.
not true
4. We may be modern and independent, but we still want you to be "the man."
true
5. Our ex-boyfriends were not completely terrible in bed.
true, but i don't have much to rub in his face. there was only one.
6. We're scared that we'll turn into our mothers.
true
7. We want you to be jealous—but just a little bit.
not true. i don't like it when he gets jealous, even just a little.
8. Yes, we fantasize about hot celebrity guys, but that doesn't mean we want you to be them.
true, but not the celebrity part. they don't really figure into my fantasies.
9. We tell our girlfriends more than we admit to you (but less than you fear).
probably.
10. We really do notice and appreciate all the chores you do.
true, but i tell him that a lot.
11. We love you with all our hearts, but we still get wistful about the fact that we'll never feel that falling-in-love sizzle and spark again.
not true ('cept the all my heart part). i'm not very romantic.
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