In other remarks not reported, the President also observed that if you touch a hot stove, it will burn your hand...

Actually, I found this little nugget later in the story even more alarming:

"Before his outdoor remarks, Bush spent time "steering" a U.S. Coast Guard cutter in a simulation room where he was surrounded by video screens offering him a panoramic view of the harbor in Baltimore and gurgling sounds of water.

"Just make sure I don't run into the wall," he joked."

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