I know it's just wishful thinking on my part that you might be asking me, but here's my answer anyway...

No, I think you're just exactly the right amount of strange/kinky/just plain weird

I didn't know there were rules against it, but yes, I'd like to actually meet you (& maybe a dozen or so other pixies as well)

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