I'm from Kansas and I am the anti-redneck. It actually pisses me off when I see a Kansan with a Confederate flag on their car, or person. Goddamnit we're the only state that had war over whether it was going to enter the Union as a Free or Slave state and the fucking Abolitionists won the war, the stars and bars are not our heritage. But an imaginary crimson, and blue bird is (Rock Chalk Jayhawk).

I know there is no R in wash the work creek contains no I, and I can say nuclear correctly.

I don't live on a farm, never have, and most likely never will.

I don't know Dorthy or Toto, but I have been to Liberal.

I loathe Fred Phelps and blame him for giving my state a bad name. I wish everyone everywhere would ignore him and maybe he and his whackjob family would go away.

Hell I'm not even sure what stereotypes people have about me and my state, besides the Toto, and farm thing. Someone please fill me in.