OMG I am so with you on this one. My son will turn 3 in November, but he is a holy terror in the house! Climbing in the bathroom, getting my lipstick and painting the walls with it...taking my blush and crushing it in his room...INTENTIONALLY peeing in the floor and pooping on the carpet. Ripping EVERY single piece of clothing out of his dresser, pulling off every book, dvd, vhs tape that is on the shelves downstairs...emptying his toybox and REFUSING to help clean up. Playing in the guinea pig food and the bird food and dumping it all over the carpet...OY VEY! Makes me wish for some of these and this doesnt' help..he just laughs...Timeout doesnt work either.

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton